You and your mom goes to college

HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF MEN'S WEARHOUSE. ON A RECENT BUSINESS TRIP TO TOKYO, I FOUND MYSELF IN A VIDEO ARCADE, WHERE ONE OF THE LOCAL TEENAGE BOYS WAS ATTEMPTING TO MAKE UP FOR HIS UNFATHOMABLY TINY TWAT TACKLE BY PLAYING "DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION" IN FRONT OF A GROUP OF JIGGLY-CHESTED JAPANESE JAILBAIT. SCOFFING AT HIS SCANDALOUSLY SIMPLISTIC SKILLS, I PROCEDED TO LIBERATE MY TWITCHING TESTICULAR TRUNCHEON AND SWING ITS PRECIPITOUS POUNDAGE INTO THE YOUTH'S FACE, CRUSHING HIS SKULL AND FREEING THE MACHINE. I THEN ACHIEVED A RATING OF "AAA" ON THE SONG "MAX 300" USING ONLY THE RAPID RIPPLING OF MY RAUCOUSLY RIGID RAPEROD. NEEDLESS TO SAY, THE WET-PANTIED WOMANLY WATCHERS WERE ALREADY IN THE THROES OF PASSION FROM THE OVERPOWERING SCENT OF MY TORPID TESTOSTERONE TUBE, SO I LET THEM GATHER 'ROUND FOR A GROUP HUG OF THE GARGANTUAN GIRTH OF MY GORGEOUS GUY-GIRDER BEFORE CONQUERING EACH OF THEIR QUIXOTICALLY QUIVERING QUIMS WITH A FURIOUS FOUNTAIN OF FROTHING FUCK-FOAM. MY HIGH SCORE HAS NEVER BEEN BEATEN. I GUARANTEE IT.

Ever wonder what happens when you strap a mortar shell to a anti fungal cream? Well lemme tell ya. Once you light it you better RUN AND FAST! Cuz it'll stinkn like grandma's bloomers after 20 days of her forgetting to get up off her fat lazy ass to take a crap. Yeah... i'm gonna go take a shower now... DON'T ASK!

So... blah blah blah... Again.

I'm sitting at home on a nice new Laptop I call frostbyte. Why? Cuz I programmed it to shoot ice beams at Rayden's face if he trioes to open it or hack it... thats right... the beams travel through the internets.

I think I'm getting bored of it not having any interesting games... so if j00 guys haev any ideas... POST THEM NOW!!!!

So I finally got off my ass and got a livejournal...

*cough* go me. I only know one person on here so I'll probably go harass them thouroughly. Rayden_h, oh how I'm going to love Commenting and tormenting your journal... HEHEHEHE.

Bah... I'm sick of this shit, too much typing. BYE! i'm going to go look at Power tools to disassemble the Ferryboat peice by piece